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The F word

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Scott H, Nov 18, 2002.

  1. Scott H

    Scott H Guest

    TOP TEN TIMES IN HISTORY WHEN USING THE "F" WORD WAS APPROPRIATE

    10) "Scattered @#$%ing showers my ***" - Noah, 431 BC

    9) "How the @#$% did you work that out" - Pythagoras, 126 BC

    8) "You want WHAT on the @#$ing ceiling?" Michelangelo, 1566

    7) "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?" Custer, 1877

    6) "It does so @#$%ing look like her!" Picasso, 1926

    5) "Where the @#$% are we?" Amelia Earhart, 1937

    4) "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that." Einstein, 1938

    3) "What the @#$% was that?" Mayor of Hiroshima, 1945

    2) "I need this parade like a @#$%ing hole in the head!" JFK, 1963


    And the number one most appropriate time for using the "F" word

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    1) "Aw c'mon, who the @#$% is going to find out?" Bill Clinton 1997
     
  2. Glockdude1

    Glockdude1 Federal Member CLM

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    mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..................This joke looks just like the one I posted, and it was deleted by a moderator...........

    ;N
     

  3. Steve Koski

    Steve Koski Got Insurance? Millennium Member

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    My kids think the F word is FART. I'm glad.

    Hile Moderator Deleter Hitler!!!
     
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    smeet5150 Southern Son

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    #11 - "What the @#?!! do you want, a medal?" -- Alfred Nobel, 1903
     
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    #12 "@#$! those Americans, we can take 'em" - British, Japanese, Germans, Iraq, Taliban, and anybody else who under estimates America