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The Elevator

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by nipperwolf, Jun 20, 2003.

  1. nipperwolf

    nipperwolf

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    A redneck family from outside ****** **** was visiting a city in the North and they were in a mall
    for the first time in their lives. The father and son decided to stroll around while the wife shopped. They were amazed by
    almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.

    The boy said, "Pa, What's'at?" Pa (never having seen an elevator) said, "Dunno, son. Ain't
    never seen nothing like 'at in my whole dang life. Ain't got no idea'r what 'tis."

    Then, all of a sudden, while the two watched in amazement, a fat old lady in a wheel chair
    rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and she rolled between them into a small room. The walls
    closed and the boy and his father watched as small circular numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They continued
    to watch until the number at the top lit up. And then the small lights commenced to work their way down again.

    When the walls opened the next time, out stepped a gorgeous, voluptuous, turbo 24-year-old
    blonde woman.

    Reverently, and without taking his eyes off the babe, Pa said, quietly, "Boy . . . go . . . git . . .
    yo . . . Momma."