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The Economy Is So Bad...

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Mrs Glockrunner, Feb 5, 2011.

  1. Mrs Glockrunner

    Mrs Glockrunner

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    I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

    Wives are having sex with their husbands because they can no longer afford batteries.

    CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

    Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

    I bought a toaster oven and my free gift was a bank.

    Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.

    Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.

    A picture is now only worth 200 words.

    They renamed Wall Street " Wal-Mart Street ".

    When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.

    The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.​
     
  2. Gunshine

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