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The economy is so bad that:

Discussion in 'The Okie Corral' started by Kozel, Jan 11, 2010.

  1. Kozel

    Kozel

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    The economy is so bad that:



    I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.



    I ordered a burger at McDonald's and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"



    CEO's are now playing miniature golf.



    If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.



    Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.



    McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.



    Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.



    A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico .



    Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.



    Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.



    The Mafia is laying off judges.



    Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.



    Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh Great!! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear!



    And, finally...



    I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Lifeline. I got a call center in Pakistan , and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck..
     
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    Kozel Thank you so much for a great pick me up!!!!!:rofl:
     
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    Good jokes! I liked the 'insufficient funds' one best... :supergrin:
     
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    you think that's bad?

    I had to provide my last two pay stubs and a bank statment to the bouncer at a strip club....
     
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    Thank you for the (economic) comic relief!:rofl:
     
  10. Ol Timer

    Ol Timer ↓ hog hunter ↓ Millennium Member

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    The economy is so bad my wife can no longer afford batteries. I'm gettin' some, Oh yea!
     
  11. Captain Caveman

    Captain Caveman a.k.a. DaReaper

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    Damn...lucky bast**rd :supergrin:
     
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    The economy is so bad that I'm trying to develop a "negro dilect" so Reid will send me my Obama money.

    And don't call me a racist. I happen to be Facebook friends with Spike Lee.

    -McGrubber
     
  13. 8-Ball

    8-Ball Old Soul

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    That is pretty damn funny.
     
  14. Ol Timer

    Ol Timer ↓ hog hunter ↓ Millennium Member

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    TEISB: Spike Lee has to recruit fans by making friends on Facebook.
     
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    The economy is so bad a homeless guy asked me if I needed some spare change...
     
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    The economy has gotten so bad I can no longer afford to pay attention.
     
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    okie GT Mayor

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    Funny stuff for sure:rofl::rofl::rofl: