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The Easter Bunny has been run over!

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Blitzer, Apr 6, 2004.

  1. Blitzer

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    A man was blissfully driving along the highway, when he saw the
    Easter Bunny hopping across the middle of the road. He swerved to
    avoid hitting the Bunny, but unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front
    of his car & was hit. The basket of eggs went flying all over the
    place, the candy, too.

    The driver, being a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulled
    over to the side of the road, & got out to see what had become of the
    Bunny carrying the basket. Much to his dismay, the colorful Bunny was
    dead.

    The driver felt guilty & began to cry.

    A woman driving down the same highway saw the man crying on the side
    of the road and pulled over. She stepped out of her car & asked the
    man what was wrong.

    "I feel terrible," he explained. "I accidentally hit the Easter Bunny
    and killed it. There may not be an Easter because of me. What should
    I do? "

    The woman told the man not to worry. She knew exactly what to do. She
    went to her car trunk, and pulled out a spray can. She walked over to
    the limp, dead Bunny, & sprayed the entire contents of the can onto
    the little furry animal.

    Miraculously the Easter Bunny came to back life, jumped up, picked up
    the spilled eggs & candy, waved its paw at the two humans & hopped on
    down the road. 50 yards away the Easter Bunny stopped, turned around,
    waved & hopped on down the road another 50 yards, turned, waved,
    hopped another 50 yards & waved again!!!!

    The man was astonished.





    He said to the woman, "What in heaven's name is in your spray can?
    What was it that you sprayed on the Easter Bunny?"

    The woman turned the can around so that the man could read the label.







    It said: "Hair spray. Restores life to dead hair. Adds permanent
    wave."

    ;z ;P