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The Door Stopper

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockrunner, Sep 16, 2003.

  1. Glockrunner

    Glockrunner HOOYA DEEPSEA

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    Two church members were going door to door. They knocked on the door of a woman who clearly was not happy to see them. She told them in no uncertain terms she did not want to hear their message and then slammed the door in their faces.

    To her surprise, the door did not close. In fact, it bounced back open.

    Seeing the two church members at the door frustrated her. She stormed back to the door and flung it shut.

    But the door still didn't close. Furious, she grabbed the door with two hands and shoved it as hard as she could. But again, the door wouldn't shut.

    Convinced one of these rude church members was sticking a foot in the door, she reared back to give the door a slam that would really teach them a lesson.

    Just then, one of the church members said, "Ma'am, before you do that again, you might want to move your cat."
     
  2. Steve Koski

    Steve Koski Got Insurance? Millennium Member

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    Finally, a good use for a cat!
     

  3. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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  6. Dennis in MA

    Dennis in MA Get off my lawn

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    Ah. A joke I can use at church. Muchos gracias!