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The Dog Breed of Peace Declares Jihad on Central KY...

Discussion in 'Cop Talk' started by Dukeboy01, Nov 11, 2011.

  1. Dukeboy01

    Dukeboy01 Pretty Ladies!

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    Lock up your husbands, lock up your daughters, lock up your goats, they bitin' everybody up in here!

    October 31: First they came for the husbands...
    http://www.wkyt.com/home/headlines/Dog_attack_leaves_man_in_critical_condition_132887358.html

    November 7: This one didn't make the local news. Here's the direct quote from our duty report, with the involved officer's name and other identifying information redacted:

    November 8: Little girls apparently taste like chicken to pitbulls. They find their faces particularly tender and juicy.
    http://www.wkyt.com/home/headlines/Pit_bull_attacks_eight-year-old_girl_133506478.html

    November 9: Little known fact: Pitbulls are huge fans of the T-Rex scene in the original Jurassic Park.
    http://www.wkyt.com/home/headlines/Pit_bull_kills_other_pets_in_neighborhood__133570493.html

    And then there was another attack on an 85 year- old woman this afternoon in Lexington. It was just reported on the 6:00 news on the local CBS affiliate. I'll add a link when one is available.
     
  2. Newcop761

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    Cue the pit-bull apologists in 5...4...3...2...

    I hope everyone recovers quickly...
     

  3. A6Gator

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    Wait until the Council on American-Pitbull Relations hears about this one... Lawsuits out the wazoo! Discrimination all over KY country! :supergrin:
     
  4. MeefZah

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    LOL!

    Yes! :rofl:
     
  5. Vigilant

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    Okay, I'll say it:

    He was a good dog, just trying to take a bite out of crime....
     
  6. Mrs.Cicero

    Mrs.Cicero Wayward Member

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    He'd bitten some folks before, but he'd found God/Dog? and was turning his life around...

    Mrs.Cicero
     
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  7. MVD

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    Maybe Y'all just don't know how to train dogs down in KY.
     
  8. Dalton Wayne

    Dalton Wayne Epic mustache Millennium Member

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    Pit bull who are raised in loving homes do not turn on people period!
     
  9. MVD

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    Second that. I'll also add properly trained.
     
  10. PinkoCommie

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    This one time, a pitbull followed my smokin' hot wife for seven miles, and then he bit her. He wasn't wearing his hat, nor did he have any probably cause. Fortunately, my wife had declined to give up her CCW on a traffic stop just minutes earlier, so she shot him. She carries a 10mm, so all that was left was some teeth.
     
  11. SixkillerEnterprises

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    Everyone knows that Chihuahuas bite more people than Pit Bulls do. They're the real threat to our society.
     
  12. Vigilant

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    Rumor has it that her 10MM was a BUG, and that her primary was a nice Lorcin, which she kept unloaded in case some nutcase dog went for her primary. :rofl:
     
  13. rhikdavis

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    I hear the roosters are pretty mean in KY.
     
  14. dano1427

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    That's what Darla Napora probably thought, before her pit killed her...
     
  15. Vigilant

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    I hear the sheep are pretty... uh... never mind... :supergrin:
     
  16. Mayhem like Me

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    Third that with a muzzle....
     
  17. Dukeboy01

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    Hack Crazy CO Gold Member

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    I am not even going to ask what brought that up. Nope. Not gonna. :supergrin:
     
  19. steveksux

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    3 words.

    Sheep. Offenders. Registry.

    Randy
     
  20. Bruce M

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    Hope they recover. I think this is the first time I have ever seen the words "person mauled" and "pit bull" in the same sentence...