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The Doctor's Visit

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockrunner, Jul 26, 2002.

  1. Glockrunner

    Glockrunner HOOYA DEEPSEA

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    A forty-ish woman was at home happily jumping on her bed and squealing with delight. Her husband watches her for a while and asks, "Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? What's the matter with you?"

    The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says "I don't care. I just came from the doctor and he says I have the breasts of an 18-year-old."

    The husband said, "What did he say about your 41-year-old *ss?"

    "Your name never came up," she replied.