An elderly Irish woman goes to the doctor and asks his help to revive her husband's sex drive. "What about trying Viagra?" asks the doctor. "Not a chance," says Mrs. Murphy. "He won't even take an aspirin for a headache." "No problem," replies the doctor. "Drop it into his coffee, he won't even taste it. Try it and then call me in a week to let me know how things went." A week later, Mrs. Murphy calls the doctor, and he inquires as to how things went. "Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah it was terrible, just terrible, Doctor." "What happened?" asks the doctor. "Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee. The effect was immediate. He jumped straight up, with a gleam in his eye and with his pants bulging fiercely!!! He swept the cups and tablecloth off the table, at the same time ripping my clothes off and then proceeded to make wild, mad, passionate love to me on the tabletop!!! It was terrible!" "What was terrible?" asked the doctor. "Was the sex not good?" "Oh no, Doctor, the sex was great. In fact, it was the best sex I've had in 25 years, but I'll never be able to show my face in Starbucks again."