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The Doctoe & The Lawyer

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by scooterbear, Apr 1, 2003.

  1. scooterbear

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    The Doctor & The Lawyer

    Q: Doctor, Before you performed the autopsy, did
    you check for a pulse?
    A: No.

    Q: Did you check for breathing?
    A: No.

    Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
    A: No.

    Q: So it was possible that the patient was alive
    when you began the autopsy?
    A: No.

    Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
    A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.

    Q: But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?
    A: Well Yes, It is possible that he could have been alive
    and practicing law somewhere!