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The dilema

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Hank Hill, Oct 1, 2002.

  1. Hank Hill

    Hank Hill

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    A young man had seriously dated three girls and was finally faced with the dilemma of which to marry. As a test he gave each of them one thousand dollars.

    The first girl went for a complete hair and face makeover, new clothes, and new shoes. She returned to showoff her new look saying, "I want to be at my most beautiful for you. Why? Because I love you, dear."

    The second girl returned with new hockey and golf equipment, a new stereo VCR and month's supply of beer saying, "I bought all these things for you. They're my gifts to you, because I love you so."

    The third girl invested the $1,000 wisely and very quickly doubled her original amount. She reinvested the profits which continued to multiply and returned the first thousand to the young man saying, "I have taken your money and made it grow as an investment in our future together. That's how much I love you, my dear."

    The young man was very impressed by all their responses. He then gave long and careful consideration and finally married the one with the biggest ****.
     
  2. MarksGlock22

    MarksGlock22 The Punisher

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    Eddie C. Administrator Moderator CLM

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    Hank,
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    MarksGlock22 The Punisher

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