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The Difference between Liberals,Conservatives and Texans

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Blaster, Mar 22, 2004.

  1. Blaster

    Blaster Hunc tu caveto

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    Situational Issue:

    You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife, and charges. You are carrying a Glock .40 and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?


    Liberal Answer:

    Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Does the Glock have an appropriate safety built into it? Why am I carrying a loaded gun and what kind of message does this send to society and my children? Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? Does he definitely want to kill me or would he just be content to wound me? If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me? This is all so
    confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for a few days to try to come to a conclusion.


    Conservative Answer:

    BANG!


    Texan's Answer:

    BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
    Click.
    (Sounds of reloading).

    Wife: "Sweetheart, he looks like he's still moving,
    what do you kids think?"

    Son: "Mom's right Dad, I saw it too..."
     
  2. StoneGiant

    StoneGiant

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    You forgot:

    Daughter: Daddy, are you using the Speer Gold Dots or the Remington Golden Sabers? By the way, nice shot group!

    :cool: