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The Difference Between Liberals, Conservatives and Texans

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Dinky, Aug 12, 2003.

  1. Dinky

    Dinky Numpty

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    The Difference Between Liberals, Conservatives and Texans

    Question: You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two
    small children. Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes
    around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the
    knife, and charges. You are carrying a Glock .40 and you are an expert
    shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do
    you do?



    Liberal Answer:


    Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man
    look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire
    him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the
    kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of
    his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Does the Glock have
    an appropriate safety built into it? Why am I carrying a loaded gun and
    what kind of message does this send to society and my children? Does he
    definitely want to kill me or would he just be content to wound me? If I
    were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was
    stabbing me? This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some
    friends for a few days to try to come to a conclusion.








    Conservative Answer:
    BANG!


    Texan's Answer:
    BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click... (sounds of
    reloading).

    Wife: "Sweetheart, he looks like he's still moving, what do you kids
    think?"

    Son: "Mom's right Dad, I saw it too..." BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
    BANG! BANG! BANG! click.

    Daughter: "Nice group, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips?"
     
  2. scooterbear

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    I thought Texans used High Cap mags.....:)
     

  3. Nowhere Man

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    In Texas, the wife and kids would have shot also.

    They certainly would have plenty of time. Nothin' moves fast in Texas.
     
  4. Wmarden

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    nope he is carrying a 1911 loaded with wilson combat 47Ds and 1 in the chamber.
     
  5. Big Time

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    All those rounds fired from the texas boys and he's still moving?Better practice more target shootin down there.....
     
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