The difference between liberals and conservatives

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  1. Doug Hardin

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    >Question: You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two
    small
    >children. Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes
    around
    >the corner and is running at you while screaming obscenities. In your
    hand
    >is a Glock .40 and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before
    he
    >reaches you and your family. What do you do?
    >
    >__________________________________________________________________
    >Liberal Answer:
    >
    >Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
    >Does the man look poor or oppressed?
    >Have I ever done anything to him that is inspiring him to attack?
    >Could we run away?
    >What does my wife think?
    >What about the kids?
    >Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of
    his
    >hand?
    >What does the law say about this situation?
    >Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
    >Does he definitely want to kill me or would he just be content to wound
    me?
    >If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while
    he
    >was stabbing me?
    >This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for a
    few
    >days to try to come to a conclusion.
    >____________________________________________________________
    >
    >Conservative Answer:
    >
    >BANG!
    >____________________________________________________________
    >
    >Texan's Answer:
    >
    >BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click... (sounds
    of
    >clip being ejected and fresh clip installed)
    >
    >Wife: "Sweetheart, he looks like he's still moving, what do you kids
    think?"
    >
    >Son: "Mom's right Dad, I saw it too..."
    >
    >BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
    >
    >Daughter: "Nice grouping Daddy!"
    ;a