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The Devil has to make room for saddam hussein

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    lethal tupperwa

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    One day, Saddam Hussein's heart stops and he dies. He immediately
    goes to hell, where the devil is waiting
    for him.

    "I don't know what to do here," says the devil. "You are on my
    list, but I have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I'll
    tell you what I'm going to do. I've got three folks here who weren't quite
    as
    bad as you.

    I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even
    let YOU decide who leaves."

    Saddam thought that sounded good and he agreed. The devil opened the
    first room; in it was Ted Kennedy and a
    large pool of water. He kept diving in and surfacing empty
    handed-over and over and over. Such was his fate in hell.

    "No," Saddam said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and I
    don't think I could do that all day long."

    The devil led him to the next room; in it was Charlie Manson with a
    sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did
    was swing that hammer, time after time after time.

    "No, I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant
    agony if all I could do was break rocks all
    day," commented Saddam.

    The devil opened a third door. In it, Saddam saw Bill Clinton, lying
    on the floor with his arms staked over his head,
    and his legs staked in a spread eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica
    Lewinsky, doing what she does best.

    Saddam looked at this in disbelief and finally said, "Yeah, I can
    handle this."

    The devil smiled and said, "OK, Monica, you're free to go."