The Dentist

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Mar 21, 2004.

  1. okie

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    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    A man walks into the dentist's office and after the dentist examines
    him, he says, "that tooth has to come out. I'm going to give you a
    shot of Novocain and I'll be back in a few minutes."
    The man grabs the doc's arm, "no way. I hate needles I'm not having
    any shot!"
    So the dentist says, "okay, we'll have to go with the gas."
    The man replies, "absolutely not. It makes me very sick for a
    couple of days. I'm not having gas."
    So the dentist steps out and comes back with a glass of water, "here,"
    he says. "Take this pill."
    The man asks "What is it?"
    The doc replies, "Viagra." The man looks surprised, "will that kill
    the pain?" he asks. "No," replies the dentist, "but it will
    give you something to hang on to while I pull your tooth!"