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The Cremation

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Aug 19, 2003.

  1. okie

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    Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down next
    to the grieving widow. "How old was your husband?" he asked.

    "He was ninety-eight," she answered softly. "Two years older than I
    am."

    "Really?" the undertaker said. "Hardly worth going home, wouldn't
    you say?"