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The Cork

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockrunner, Aug 1, 2005.

  1. Glockrunner

    Glockrunner HOOYA DEEPSEA

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    Sep 10, 2001
    Two Arab terrorists are in a locker room taking a shower after their bomb making class, when one notices the other has a huge cork stuck in his b*tt.

    If you do not mind me saying," said the second, "that cork looks very uncomfortable. Why do you not take it out?"

    I regret I cannot," lamented the first Arab. "It is permanently stuck in my b*tt."

    "I do not understand," said the other.

    The first Arab says, "I was walking along the beach and I tripped over an oil lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a huge old man in an American flag attire with a white beard and top hat came boiling out. He said, "I am Uncle Sam, the Genie. I can grant you one wish."

    I said, "No sh*t?"

    God Bless America.