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The Clerk

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, May 23, 2003.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    A couple arrived at town hall seconds before closing time, and
    caught a judge just as he was about to leave, and asked him
    to marry them. He asked if they had a license and, when they
    didn't, sent them off to get one.

    They caught the town clerk just as he was locking up, and got
    the license from him. When they got back to the judge, he
    pointed out they had filled the names in backwards ---- his
    where hers belonged and vice versa. They rushed back to the
    clerk's office, caught him again, and got another license.

    This time, the judge noticed that the clerk had filled in the
    date in the wrong format. Again they catch the clerk...After
    five reissued licenses, the judge is finally satisfied.

    Judge: "I hope you appreciate why I made you keep going back.
    If there are irregularities in the license, your marriage
    would not be legal, and any children you might have would be
    technical bastards."

    Groom: "That's funny - that's just what the clerk called you."
     
  2. MarksGlock22

    MarksGlock22 The Punisher

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