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The Christmas Parrot

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jan 27, 2009.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

    Oct 28, 2001
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    Muskogee Ok.
    A guy walks into a store for some last-minute Christmas shopping, and sees a
    parrot for sale. He asks the clerk what the parrot's name is and the clerk tells
    him its Chat. He also tells the man that this is one amazing parrot. If you put
    a match under his left foot, it sings “Jingle Bells,” and if you put a match
    under its left foot, it sings, “Deck the Halls.”

    The man thinks that is the coolest thing he's ever seen, so he decides to buy
    it for his wife. So he gets home, and puts it away. Then he wonders what will
    happen if he puts it a match between its legs, so he tries it, and the parrot
    starts singing “Chat’s nuts roasting over an open fire....”