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The Chastity Belt

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by KY Moose, Feb 16, 2004.

  1. KY Moose

    KY Moose

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    A man decided to march in the Holy Crusades. Concluding that his wife should wear a chastity belt while he is gone, he locks her up and gives the key to his best friend. He tells him, "If I do not return within four years, unlock my wife and set her free to live a normal life."

    So the husband leaves on horseback and about a half hour later, he sees a cloud of dust behind him. He waits for it to come closer and sees his best friend. "What's wrong?" he asks.

    "You gave me the wrong key!"