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The Chainsaw

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by G8TR FAN, Feb 13, 2006.

  1. G8TR FAN

    G8TR FAN

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    A redneck walks into a hardware store and asks for a chain saw that
    will cut 6 trees in one hour. The salesman recommends the top of the
    line model. The redneck is suitably impressed, and buys it.

    The next day he brings it back and says, "This chain saw is defective.
    It would only cut down 1 tree and it took all damn day!"

    The salesman takes the chain saw, starts it up to see what's wrong, and
    the puzzled redneck says, "Heck, what's that noise?"