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The cat

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Oct 24, 2003.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    A man hated his wife's cat and he decided to get rid of it. He drove 20
    blocks away from home and dropped the cat there. The cat was already
    walking up the driveway when he approached his home.

    The next day, he decided to drop the cat 40 blocks away but the same thing
    happened.

    He kept on increasing the number of blocks but the cat kept on coming home
    before him. At last he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then
    left, past the bridge, then right again and another right and so on until
    he reached what he thought was a perfect spot and dropped the cat there.

    Hours later, the man calls his wife at home and asked her,.............
    "Jen is the cat there?"

    "Yes, why do you ask?" answered the wife.

    Frustrated the man said,..............
    "Put that cat on the phone,................. I'm lost and I need directions."