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The cat that died and went to heaven

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by lethal tupperwa, Nov 23, 2002.

  1. lethal tupperwa

    lethal tupperwa

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    When it arrived God said, "what can we do to make you more comfortable?"

    The cat said, "all my life i have lived with a poor family and had to sleep on a hard floor."
    Here comes an angel with a purple velvet cushion.

    The next day a dozen mice arrive.
    The same question is asked.

    "All our lives we have been running and running from dogs and cats and old ladies with brooms. It would be nice if we had roller blades so we did not have to run anymore."

    "no problem"

    Several days later God is going past the cat, who was asleep on the cushion.

    God said," hey cat how are things?"

    The cat said, " this pillow is like---like Heaven. And those MEALS ON WHEELS ARE TO DIE FOR!"