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The Carburettor

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Slobberchops, Aug 16, 2004.

  1. Slobberchops

    Slobberchops WTF?!?!?

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    "The car won't start," aid a wife to her husband. "I think there's water in the carburettor."
    "How do you know?" said the husband scornfully. "You don't even know what the carburettor is."
    "I'm telling you," repeated the wife, "I'm sure there's water in the carburettor."
    "We'll see," mocked the husband. "Let me check it out. Where's the car?"
    "In the swimming pool."
     
  2. groverglock

    groverglock Guns & Hoses

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    The carburetor won't carburate

    The alternator won't alternate

    And the pistons won't


































    go up and down.;f ;f ;f