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The Car Accident

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Mar 16, 2004.

  1. okie

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    A Priest, a Minister and a Rabbi from one city were taking a car
    ride to a conference on world religions. On the highway they were
    in an accident.

    First the Priest steps out, makes the sign of the cross and says,
    "Oh, God, thank you for letting us survive."

    Then the Minister crosses himself and says, "Thank you dear Lord
    for protecting us."

    Finally the Rabbi steps out and likewise makes the sign of the
    cross. The Priest and Minister look at each other.

    Baffled, the Minister says, "We thought you didn't believe in
    that." To which the Rabbi responds, "Ach no, I was just checking
    to make sure I have everything -- spectacles, testicles, wallet,
    and watch!"