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The calf

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Aug 20, 2002.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    A farmer was helping one of his cows give birth, when he noticed his four year old son standing at the fence, soaking in the whole event.

    The man thought to himself, "Great. He's four and I'm gonna have to start explaining the birds and the bees. No need to jump the gun - I'll just let him ask, and I'll answer."

    After everything was over, the man walked over to his son and said, "Well son, do you have any questions?"

    "Just one," gasped the still wide-eyed lad.

    "How fast was that calf going when he hit that cow?"
     
  2. kentley

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    ;i ;i ;i ;i ;i ;i
     

  3. potshot

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    I don't know, but over the speed limit for sure.:cool:
     
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