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The Burglar

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by nipperwolf, Jun 19, 2004.

  1. nipperwolf

    nipperwolf

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    > > Late one night, a burglar broke into a house
    > > he thought was empty. He
    > > >tiptoed through the living room but suddenly
    > > he froze in his tracks when
    > > >he heard a loud voice say, "Jesus is watching
    > > you!"

    > > >Silence returned to the house, so the burglar
    > > crept forward again.
    > > >"Jesus is watching you," the voice boomed
    > > again.
    > > >The burglar stopped dead again. He was
    > > frightened. Frantically, he
    > > >looked all around. In a dark corner, he
    > > spotted a bird cage and in the
    > > >cage was a parrot.

    > > >He asked the parrot, "Was that you who said
    > > Jesus is watching me?"
    > > >"Yes," said the parrot.
    > > >The burglar breathed a sigh of relief, and
    > > asked the parrot, "What's
    > > >your name?"
    > > >"Clarence," said the bird.

    > > >"That's a stupid name for a parrot," sneered
    > > the burglar. "What idiot
    > > >would name a parrot Clarence?"
    > > >The parrot said, "The same idiot who named
    > > the Rottweiller Jesus."
     
  2. okie

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