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The Bunny and the Snake

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jan 21, 2004.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    A little blind bunny and a little blind snake met each other in the
    woods one day and, as neither of them could see themselves, they
    decided to feel each other and then describe each other so that the
    bunny would know what kind of animal he was and the snake would also
    know what he was. The snake ran his tongue over the bunny.

    "Why, you are fluffy and soft and have a wet nose" the snake said "you must
    be a bunny."

    The bunny then ran his paws over the length of the snake and said,
    "Well, you are cold, slimy, scaly and hard .... you must be a
    lawyer!"
     
  2. Guest

    Nice joke! But, bunnies = snake food!

    Well, mostly...my friend tried to feed a rabbit to his snake (a 13ft Burmase Python), and it wouldn't eat it. They were nose-to-nose, just looking at each other. Wish I would've had a camara!

    It did, however, eat it a week later...

    As a side note, snakes aren't really slimy :)
     

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    Timidor EEEEEEVIL

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    Did you eat the rabbit or the python?
     
  4. Guest

    Opps...typo! Although rabbit IS good...
     
  5. Timidor

    Timidor EEEEEEVIL

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    Yeah, it is. I did have it once and it was good. I still prefer beef. :)