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The Bunny And The Snake

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Lock316, Mar 12, 2003.

  1. Lock316

    Lock316

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    Once upon a time (allegedly) in a nice little forest, there lived
    an orphaned bunny and an orphaned snake. By a surprising coincidence,
    both were blind from birth.

    One day, the bunny was hopping through the forest, and the snake
    was slithering through the forest, when the bunny tripped over the
    snake and fell down. This, of course, knocked the snake about quite a bit.
    "Oh, my," said the bunny, "I'm terribly sorry. I didn't mean to
    hurt you. I've been blind since birth, so, I can't see where I'm going. In fact, since I'm also an orphan, I don't even know what I am."
    "It's quite OK," replied the snake. "Actually, my story is much
    the same as yours. I, too, have been blind since birth, and also never knew my mother. Tell you what, maybe I could slither all over you, and work out what you are, so at least you'll have that going for you."
    "Oh, that would be wonderful" replied the bunny. So the snake
    slithered all over the bunny, and said, "Well, you're covered with soft fur; you have really long ears; your nose twitches; and you have a soft cottony tail. I'd say that you must be a bunny rabbit."
    "Oh, thank you! Thank you," cried the bunny, in obvious
    excitement. The bunny suggested to the snake, "Maybe I could feel you all over with my paw, and help you the same way that you've helped me."
    So the bunny felt the snake all over, and remarked, "Well, you're smooth and slippery, and you have a forked tongue, no backbone and no balls.
    I'd say you must be French".
     
  2. SquirrelNuts

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    Snakes have back bones. An earthworm might be a better animal? Tapeworm???

    -SquirrelNuts
     

  3. David_G17

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    roflol... keep the french jokes comming :)