A guy went into the adult section of a department store to buy condoms. The female clerk told him, "We have the rainbow assortment on sale today, would you like those?" The guy said, "Sure, I'll take a box." A few months later, he went into the women's clothing section and saw that this same female clerk had transferred into the maternity section. The guy said, "I'd like to buy a maternity blouse." The clerk asked, "What bust?" To which he replied, "One of the damn blue ones!!"