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The blonde wife

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by WilliePete, Aug 22, 2002.

  1. WilliePete

    WilliePete

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    A young man wanted to get his beautiful blonde wife something nice for their
    first wedding anniversary. So he decides to buy her a cell phone. She is all
    excited, she loves her phone. He shows her and explains to her all the
    features on the phone.

    The next day the blonde goes shopping. Her phone rings and it's her husband,
    "Hi hon," he says. "How do you like your new phone?"

    She replies, "I just love it, it's so small and your voice is clear as a
    bell but there's one thing I don't understand though."

    "What's that, baby?" asks the husband.

    "How did you know I was at WalMart?"
     
  2. mike33201

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    LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:)
     

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  4. Eddie C.

    Eddie C. Administrator Moderator CLM

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    Damn, that is Hella Funny!!!!!!!!!!!!:cool: ;e ;e ;e ;e


    ;D ;D ;F ;D ;D
     
  6. WolfmanGK

    WolfmanGK Super Plump

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    WTF? That's either hella lame or I don't get it, someone clue me in.
     
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    Dude your blond man.
     
  8. blue-tonic

    blue-tonic Thats My Bush!

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    I got it, but it was a bit lame.;Q