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The Blonde Hurts All Over!

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by ChuteTheMall, Aug 29, 2004.

  1. ChuteTheMall

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    A woman walks into the doctor's office and says, "Doctor I hurt all over."

    The doctor says, "That's impossible."

    "No really! Just look, when I touch my arm, ouch! it hurts. When I touch my leg, ouch! it hurts. When I touch my head, ouch! it hurts. When I touch my chest, ouch!!, it really hurts," she replies.

    The doctor just shakes his head and says, "You're a natural blonde aren't you?"

    The woman smiles and says, "Why yes I am. How did you know?"

    The doctor replies, "Because your finger is broken."