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The blonde and the lawyer

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by ERASER, Dec 1, 2003.


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    Jan 23, 2000
    A Blonde and a Lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight

    from LA to NY.

    The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game.

    The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines

    and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.

    The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot

    of fun. He explains, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know

    the answer, you pay me $5.00, and vice versa."

    Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep.

    The lawyer, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the

    answer you pay me $5.00, and if I don't know the answer, I will

    pay you $500.00."

    This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring there will be

    no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game.

    The lawyer asks the first question: "What's the distance from the

    earth to the moon?"

    The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out

    a $5.00 bill and hands it to the lawyer.

    "Okay," says the lawyer, "your turn."

    She asks the lawyer: "What goes up a hill with three legs and

    comes down with four legs?"

    The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches

    all his references, no answer. He taps into the air phone with

    his modem and searches the net and the Library Of Congress, no

    answer. Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and co-

    workers, to no avail. After an hour, he wakes the blonde, and

    hands her $500.

    The blonde says, "Thank you," and turns back to get some more


    The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde

    and asks, "Well, what's the answer?"

    Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the

    lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep.