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The blonde and the birds

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by deadeyedoc, Jul 30, 2003.

  1. deadeyedoc

    deadeyedoc

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    A blonde goes into a feed store and says,"I want 50 pounds of birdseed for small birds like finches and sparrows." The clerk gets it for her, takes her money and walks out to her car with the sack of birdseed. He puts the sack in her trunk and as he is closing the trunk the blonde says, "How deep do I plant this stuff if I want to grow sparrows?"
     
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    DWavs Moderator Moderator

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    218 Glock 'n Roll

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    lol, not bad at all.

    Oldie but goodie:

    Blonde and a brunette junp off a bridge, who lands first?

    The brunette, the blonde has to stop and ask for directions