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The Blond and the Brunette.

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Sep 16, 2003.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

    Oct 28, 2001
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    Muskogee Ok.
    There was a Blond and a Brunette on an airplane.
    All of a sudden the engine blew and they started to crash!
    There was only one parachute and a flashlight.

    The Brunette grabbed the parachute and the flashlight and said to the blond, "Ok, This is a magic flashlight, I will shine it on the ground and you can slide down the beam of light! Then I will follow you with the parachute."

    The blond looked at her sceptically and said, "Do you think I am that dumb? I know when I am halfway down you're gonna turn it off!"