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the blind guy blonde joke

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by lethal tupperwa, May 30, 2003.

  1. lethal tupperwa

    lethal tupperwa

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    A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender.

    "Hey! Wanna hear a blond joke?"

    The bar immediately becomes absolutely quiet. In a hushed
    voice, the guy next to the blind fellow says, "Before you
    tell that joke, you should know something. The bartender
    is blond, the bouncer is blond and I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb
    blond with a black belt in karate.

    "What's more, the guy sitting next to me is 6'2," weighs
    225 lb and he's a blond weight lifter," he continues,
    "The fella to your right is blond, 6'5" and pushing 300
    lb and he's a wrestler.

    Think about it seriously, Mister. You still wanna tell
    that joke?"

    The blind guy goes: "Nah! Not if I'm gonna have to
    explain it five times."