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The Blind Date

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockrunner, Dec 24, 2002.

  1. Glockrunner

    Glockrunner HOOYA DEEPSEA

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    An 85-year-old widow went on a blind date with a 90-year-old man. When she returned to her daughter's house later that night, she seemed upset.

    "What happened, Mother?" the daughter asked.

    "I had to slap his face three times!"

    "You mean he got fresh?"

    "No," she answered, "I thought he was dead."