: The Bet Two families move from Saudi Arabia to America. When they arrive, the fathers make each other a rather large bet -- in a year's time, whichever family has become more American will win. A year later when they meet again, the first guy says, "My son's playing baseball, I went to McDonald's for breakfast, and I'm on my way to pick up some Budweiser for the football game tonight. How about you?" The second guy says, "@#!&% you, towel-head!"