The Best Toilet Paper

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  1. ChuteTheMall

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    I like the Charmin strong. Ma uses some cheap single ply. Says it works better for her septic system. I just put a roll of the good stuff in my duffel when I go visit. She ain't gotta know.
     
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    For us, Charmin has always done the trick. Plus the bears on the wrapper are kinda cute.

    On a related aside, the advertising industry recognizes that Mr. Whipple's 'Don't Squeeze the Charmin' is the most effective ad campaign of all time.
     
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    I hop in the shower and blast my butthole with the jet stream.
     
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    What is wrong with newspaper?


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    If you are really doing it right, you should already be in the shower.

    Kenny has the right answer. Seriously.

     
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    Dude, don't go there.......
     
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    This actually gave me an unpleasant toilet experience:

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    The best TP is any TP when you need it!
     
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    I haven't finished the crossword puzzle yet.

    What's an 11 letter word for a Klingon on Uranus?
     
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    I wish the rest of my life was orderly enough so that the only thing I had to worry about was what paper to use to wipe my ass.
     
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    I had a friend who answered the call of nature out in the woods and proceeded to unknowingly use poison ivy leaves for TP.:fist:
     
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    Charmin Ultra-strong for the win!
     
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    I think the best would be michelle oblamo's face followed by POS oblamo's face in case she missed anything!
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