The best job....

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Jack23, Feb 24, 2007.

  1. Jack23

    Jack23 I. B. Glockin'

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    Feb 10, 2005
    Deer Park, Texas
    A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter and says, "Hi . . . You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job".

    The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes.
    Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You'll have a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a year."

    The guy says, "You're joking with me!"

    The social worker says, "Yeah? Well you started it."