This guy had the best he always brought back his limit. But he would never take anyone with him. One day he applied for a loan at the bank. The loan officer also a duck hunter, Said you can have the loan but you have to take me hunting to get it. The guy did not want to but he needed the loan. They were out in the boat and the loan guy shot a duck. The guys dog went to retrieve it. In doing so the dog ran across the top of the water to the duck and then ran back to the boat. The hunter just hung his head and said," I've tried everything to teach that dog to swim.