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The best chicken story ever

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Rooster Rugburn, Jul 26, 2002.

  1. Rooster Rugburn

    Rooster Rugburn Got Pignose?

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    On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play together. One day, the horse fell into a bog and began to sink.

    The horse begged for the chicken to go get the farmer for help! The chicken ran back to the farm. He searched and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone
    to town with the only tractor.

    Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Z-3 series BMW. Finding the keys inside, the chicken sped off with a length of rope, Hopinghe still had time to save his
    friend's life. Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken arrive in the shiny BMW. He managed to get a hold of the rope the chicken tossed to him.
    After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's car, the chicken then drove slowly forward and,
    with the aid of the powerful car, rescued the horse!

    Happy and proud, the chicken drove the BMW back to the farmhouse, and the farmer was none the wiser when he returned. The friendship between the two animals was cemented: best buddies, best pals.

    A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon he, too began to sink and cried out to the horse
    to save his life! The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle. Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his "thing" and he would then lift him out of the pit. The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled him up and out, saving his life.

    The moral of the story?

    When you're hung like a horse, you don't need a BMW to pick up chicks!
     
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    Rooster Rugburn Got Pignose?

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    AKbear Millennium Member

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    Nope, best chicken joke...:

    A fellow who owns a feed store in rural Kentucky was behind the counter when two fellows come in and ordered 200 baby chicks. They said they wanted to try chicken farming. The got the chicks and enough feed for a while and left.

    Two weeks later, they came back in and ordered 200 more baby chicks. The fellow behind the counter didn't really think about it much this time.

    But, when they came back after two more weeks, he asked them if they were having problems.

    One of the fellows said, "Yep, but we think we got it all figgered out. We are either plantin' them too deep or too far apart."
     
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    AC37 SystemicAnomaly

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