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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by gibbons025, Nov 3, 2003.

  1. gibbons025

    gibbons025

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    One night
    A bartender was working when a bum came in

    and asked him hey man can i bum a fork off

    you the bartender said sure just as long as

    you dont come back in bum said alright so the

    bum walks out the door. About 5 min later

    another bum comes in and askes the bartender

    for a toothpick the bartender is like sure as

    long as you dont come back bum said alright so

    the 2nd bum walks out the door. Well about 5 min

    later another bum walks is and said hey man can i

    bum a straw off you the bartender is ok now what

    is going on out there i have already had 2 bums

    come in and ask for a fork and toothpick the

    3rd bum says man a guy THREW UP outside and

    all the good stuff is gone.
     
  2. 218

    218 Glock 'n Roll

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    Thats just not right......;g ;g ;L ;G ^8











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  3. Timidor

    Timidor EEEEEEVIL

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    That's pretty funny, but it's also just WRONG.

    ;g