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The B-52 and the Hotdog

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by scooterbear, Feb 26, 2003.

  1. scooterbear

    scooterbear

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    A young guy in a two-engine fighter was flying escort for a B-52 and
    generally being a nuisance, acting like a hotdog, flying rolls around
    the lumbering old bomber.

    The hotdog said over the air, "Anything you can do, I can do better."

    The veteran bomber pilot answered, "Try this hot-shot." The B-52
    continued its flight, straight and level.

    Perplexed, the hotdog asked, "So? What did you do?"

    "I just shut down two engines, kid."

    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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  3. wattajerk

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    I also walked to the back, stretched my legs, took a leak, and got a cup of coffee. ;f