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The aunt

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jun 8, 2003.

  1. okie

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    At a pharmacy, a blonde woman asked to use the infant scale
    to weigh the baby she held in her arms. The clerk explained
    that the device was out for repairs, but said that she would
    figure the infant's weight by weighing the woman and baby
    together on the adult scale, then weighing the mother alone
    and subtracting the second amount from the first. "It won't
    work," countered the woman. "I'm not the mother, I'm the aunt."