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the anatomy instructor

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, May 15, 2009.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    Mr. Perkins, the anatomy instructor at a posh suburban girl’s college, said
    during class, "Miss Smyth, would you please name the organ of the human body,
    which under the appropriate conditions, expands to six times its normal size,
    and define the conditions."
    Miss Smyth gasped, and then said coldly, "Mr. Perkins, I don't think that is a
    proper question to ask me. I assure you my parents will hear of this." With
    that, she sat down red faced.
    Unperturbed, Mr. Perkins called on Miss Summers and asked the same question.
    Miss Summers, with composure, replied. "The pupil of the eye, in dim light."
    "Correct," said Mr., Perkins. "And now, Miss Smyth, I have three things to say
    to you.
    One, you have not studied your lesson.
    Two, you have a dirt mind...and
    Three, you will some day be faced with a dreadful disappointment."