An Amish farmer walking in his pasture in Pennsylvania , notices a man drinking from his pond with his hand. The Amish man shouts: "Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahi Gesheissen." Which means: "Don't drink the water. The cows have pooped in it." The man shouts back: "I'm from Chicago and just down here campaigning for Obama. I can't understand you. Please speak in English."..... The Amish man says: "Use two hands, you'll get more."