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The Amish Farmer

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by LoadToadBoss, Aug 11, 2008.

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    An Amish farmer walking in his pasture in Pennsylvania , notices a man drinking from his pond with his hand.

    The Amish man shouts: "Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahi Gesheissen."
    Which means: "Don't drink the water. The cows have pooped in it."

    The man shouts back: "I'm from Chicago and just down here campaigning for Obama. I can't understand you. Please speak in English.".....

    The Amish man says: "Use two hands, you'll get more."
     
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