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The Aisle Seat

Discussion in 'The Okie Corral' started by goldenlight, Apr 7, 2010.

  1. goldenlight

    goldenlight

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    The Aisle Seat

    Two Radical Arab Terrorists boarded a flight out of London . One
    took a window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle
    seat. Just before takeoff, a U.S. Marine sat down in the aisle
    seat. After takeoff , the Marine kicked his shoes off , wiggled
    his toes and was settling in when the Arab in the window seat said
    , 'I need to get up and get a coke.' 'Don't get up , ' said the
    Marine , 'I'm in the aisle seat , 'I'll get it for you.'


    As soon as he left , one of the Arabs picked up the Marines shoe
    and spat in it. When the Marine returned with the coke , the other
    Arab said , 'That looks good , I'd really like one , too.' Again ,
    the Marine obligingly went to fetch it. While he was gone the
    other Arab picked up the Marines other shoe and spat in it. When
    the Marine returned , they all sat back and enjoyed the flight.


    As the plane was landing , the Marine slipped his feet into his
    shoes and knew immediately what had happened. He leaned over and
    asked his Arab neighbors... 'Why does it have to be this way?'
    'How long must this go on? This fighting between our nations? This
    hatred? This animosity? This spitting in shoes and pissing in
    cokes?'


    THE FEW. THE PROUD. THE MARINES

    Note: I pretty much saw the punch line coming, but I still :rofl: when i read it
     
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  3. Price

    Price

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    A little predictable, but not bad.