The 7 Dwarfs of PMS

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  1. MrsKitty

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    The 7 Dwarfs of PMS
    Date: 2006-02-20, 10:37PM EST


    1 Weepy...Usually the first Dwarf to rear its ugly head especially if there is a "touching" moment during things like TV commercials that you ordinarily would not look at twice. This is a sure sign that the rest of the gang can't be too far behind.

    2 Piggy... Piggy has quite an appetite for sweet and salty foods. Piggy can usually be found trying to calm down Weepy and make her smile. Piggy is Weepy's best friend but will go overboard in trying to help. If Piggy doesn't watch out then Bloaty is sure to visit.

    3 Bloaty... Bloaty comes to town to ***** slap Piggy for chowing down one too many chips. Bloaty takes her job seriously and once she comes to the party she is one of the last to leave. Unfortunately Bloaty wakes the evilest dwarf of them all...*****y

    4 *****y...This bad boy is sometimes referred to as THE Terminator. Don't mess with this character for she is prone to hissy fits. *****y takes no prisoners and usually makes no apologies. This evil-doer is likely to have Weepy watching her back and backing her up at any moment so beware. Just when you think you know what *****y is *****ing about, Weeping will come on the scene and confuse you. Then there is a possibility that you will be the one saying "I'm Sorry".

    5 Horny...This one has quite the appetite of a different kind. This creature has been known to have horny hormone levels that rival many 18 year old boys. *****y tries her hardest to keep Horny hidden from view. Weepy can sometimes keep *****y at bay long enough for Horny to make her move and be satisified. Men, you need to know that she exists and loves to come out to play.

    6 Crampy...Never a welcome addition. But Crampy is usually a clear sign that Red-Tide will be here soon. Crampy can really get *****y going even worse than Bloaty. One of the best ways to soothe Crampy's attacks is to let Horny do her thing. Sometimes it might be best to sleep through Crampy's visits.

    7 Red-Tide... While this character can sometimes be out of control and a messy trouble maker she is always an inevitable and sometimes welcome guest. But once she makes her appearance the end is always in sight. And unfortunately once she makes it onto the scene the others make an extra effort to be noticed and primary.

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    I laughed until I cried when I read these. I knew you gals would get a kick out of it, too :hugs: :supergrin: :rofl:
     
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    Bloaty used to take up permanent residence for several days each month. :ack: :supergrin:
     
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    They are. There are seven of them and ~30 days to the month. That gives each about 3.5 days. ;)
     
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    Why is it that she always shows 2 and 4 and never 5? It seems in my house all I get is the punishment and never the payoff. :(
     
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    Geez. Crampy decided to lay the smack-down on me tonight. Thank goodness for Midol. These are hilarious. :)